Why is Napoleon Dynamite so angry at Tina?

And why would he want to feed her ham, isn't she an herbivore?

Why does Charlie Brown always get rocks when he goes trick or treating?

How did Snoopy know about Sopwith Camels and the Red Baron anyway? He's a dog!

Why does Frank the Tank want to go streaking in the quad?

Where does someone get a nickname like Cheese anyway?

Why is there a beach under water in bikini bottom?

How come Spongebob and Patrick can make fires under water?

Oh, and how is it that they drink water in cups when they are already under water?

How come Courage the Cowardly Dog talks some times yet other times he cannot speak at all?

Speaking of Courage, what does Muriel see in Eustice anyway?